Lottery Winner Outed
Gonna Take your mama out all night.
Yeah, we’ll show her what it’s all about.
As a test, I went to extensive lengths to see if I could identify the winner. I couldn’t. The trust officers did their job.
If my third cousin wants my car, he had better start sucking up now.
It has been said that over 90% of lottery winners blow through their money. I hope that Mr. Huff is not one of them.